DONT PANIC!
.......The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times over many years and under many different editorships. It contains contibutions from countless munbers of travlers and researchers. ..... ...
.......The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. Written by Douglas Adams it has snared, fattened, and fed off of the intrest and worship of British and American's alike.
(c) Douglas Adams, BBC, and anyone else that had anything to do with it.
.......A book ((or rather a series)), a radio show, a television show, a comic book, and countless websites, conventions, obsessors, depictions, and just general weirdo's who adore it ((like me)).

~~~~~~~~ Still Under Contstruction ~~~~~~~~

Characters
-Heart of Gold-
A Sequil by Erin Lynn
Ford Prefect
Entry 212142
The Towel
A
Hitchhiker's
Links
...to Forever's Shadow



Some bits I found enjoyable:
Beginning of Chapter 9 in book 1; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
A computer chattered to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
.......This was because the reason was in fact out to lunch.
.......A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was esactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite a lot of millions of light-years from end to end. As it closed up, lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it and drifted off through the universe. A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died, partly of asphysiation, partly of surprise.
.......Two hundred and thirty-nine thousand lightly fried eggs fell out of it too, materalizing in a large wobbly heap on the famin-struck land of Poghril in the Pansel system.
.......The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later.

 

.:More to come.: